Substorm‐type evolution of the Earth's magnetosphere is investigated by mining more than two decades (1995–2017) of spaceborne magnetometer data from multiple missions including the first two years (2016‐2017) of the Magnetospheric MultiScale mission. This investigation reveals interesting features of plasma evolution distinct from ideal magnetohydrodynamics (MHD) behavior: X‐lines, thin current sheets, and regions with the tailward gradient of the equatorial magnetic field Bz. X‐lines are found to form mainly beyond 20 RE, but for strong driving, with the solar wind electric field exceeding ∼5mV/m, they may come closer. For substorms with weaker driving, X‐lines may be preceded by redistribution of the magnetic flux in the tailward Bz gradient regions, similar to the magnetic flux release instability discovered earlier in PIC and MHD simulations as a precursor mechanism of the reconnection onset. Current sheets in the growth phase may be as thin as 0.2 RE, comparable to the thermal ions gyroradius, and at the same time, as long as 15 RE. Such an aspect ratio is inconsistent with the isotropic force balance for observed magnetic field configurations. These findings can help resolve kinetic mechanisms of substorm dipolarizations and adjust kinetic generalizations of global MHD models of the magnetosphere. They can also guide and complement microscale analysis of nonideal effects. Plain Language Summary The sun emits a steam of charged particles called the solar wind that flows past the Earth interacting with the planet's dipole magnetic field. This stretches the dipolar magnetic field away from the sun on the nightside of the planet storing energy in the stretched field. Once every few hours, this stretched configuration suddenly becomes more dipolar bringing particles and magnetic flux closer to the planet and powering aurora in the polar regions. During these processes, termed substorms, the gas of charged particles, protons, and electrons trapped by the dipole and known as plasma, behaves largely as a perfectly conducting fluid. However, only deviations from this ideal conducting plasma behavior can explain the substorm mechanisms. We mine two decades of spacecraft magnetometer data from multiple missions to form swarms of thousands of synthetic probes. They help reveal effects of nonideal plasma evolution during substorms, which cannot be captured by direct in situ observations because of their extreme paucity. Key Points X‐lines, including the 11 July 2017 reconnection event, are reconstructed at and beyond 20 RE, but for strong driving they can come closer Current sheets in the growth phase may be as thin as 0.2 RE, and at the same time, as long as 15 RE, violating isotropic force balance Bz humps form in the growth phase, and their reconfiguration may precede X‐line formation and substorm onset