Three-dimensional (3D) dried blood spheroids formed on hydrophobic paper are a new microsampling platform that can stabilize labile molecules in whole blood stored in ambient air at room temperature. In this study, we define the ideal conditions for preparing the dried blood spheroids. The physical morphology of 3D dried blood spheroids is found to be largely impacted by the unregulated relative humidity of the surrounding environment. A solution of KOH placed in an enclosed chamber offers a facile way to control humidity. We also report a general polymer coating strategy that serves to stabilize dried biofluids when prepared under ordinary ambient conditions without regulation of humidity. Dried blood spheroids coated in xanthan gum polymer exhibited enhanced chemical and physical stability. The same xanthan gum polymer provided chemical stability for 2D dried blood spots when compared with the conventional noncoated samples. We have expanded the application of xanthan gum to less viscous biofluids such as urine to induce an artificial protective barrier that also provides enhanced stability for labile performance-enhancing drugs stored at room temperature. The impact of polymer coating on direct biofluid analysis via paper spray mass spectrometry was determined by comparing the relative ionization efficiency, percent difference of ionization efficiency, and matrix effects of performance-enhancing drugs that were spiked in undiluted raw urine. Acceptable analytical performance was recorded for all three criteria, including high ionization efficiencies that ranged from 77 to 93% in the presence of the xanthan gum polymer.